When you're too drunk to drink
(at say, 3:05)
And you're tired of eating at greasy old dives,
Then go to Chow Down for some wontons and chives.
It's inside a strip
That don't look too nice.
But just walk in the door, go ahead, roll the dice.
It's a chic, modern lounge that serves great Chinese rice.
Have a cocktail inside
(go ahead, just one more).
And just when you're 'bout to fall down on the floor,
To the rescue — chow fun with fresh veggies galore!
Tomorrow you'll care
(though tonight you're carefree)
That the food you chowed down on had no MSG.
You ate kale and tofu at the end of your spree!
Come back when you're sober
And peep the menu.
Duck bao, organic chicken wings, scallion-herb pancakes too!
If you don't dig Chow Down, what the hell's wrong with you?