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  Ron DeSantis' PAC Just Took $100K From ICE's Top Contractor, GEO Group

  August 17 at 2:26 p.m.

  Boca Raton's private-prison juggernaut, the GEO Group, makes more money from Immigration and Customs Enforcement contracts than any other company in America. The company has been repeatedly sued for allegedly forcing immigrant detainees to work for food and itself has threatened to sue critics for protesting the company. Earlier this month, a fringe white-supremacist group, Identity Evropa, showed up at an ICE facility in Colorado and handed the workers there a thank-you card and gift basket.

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  Here's a Photo That Allegedly Shows Joe Carollo Skulking Around Ball & Chain

  August 17 at 8:30 a.m.

  There Joe Carollo is, caught in a grainy image like he's some unholy cryptid combination of Bigfoot, Angela Lansbury, and Alex Jones. The fact that the photo is low-res and black-and-white somehow makes it more compelling. Look at how his eyes glow like he's the Loch Ness monster, but with a forged private detective's license.

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  Joe Carollo Accused of Slapping Ball & Chain Owner With False Complaints

  August 16 at 9:16 a.m.

  There's good reason Miami's former mayor earned the nickname "Crazy Joe" Carollo. So when voters elected him to the city commission last fall, it's no surprise he brought that gravitational mass of insanity back to Dinner Key. Now Carollo is allegedly harassing his enemies in parking lots at 1:30 in the morning and yelling, "I am the law!" when confronted. Good job, everyone!

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  North Miami City Clerk Caught Blowing Taxpayer Cash on Crazy Road Trip to Mount Rushmore

  August 15 at 4:41 p.m.

  North Miami City Clerk Michael Etienne might have just committed the most wholesome theft of public money in American history. Sure, people steal a few thousand dollars in taxpayer cash all the time — but instead of using that money to cover something heinous, like dog-track gambling debts, Etienne legit stole some money to stare at Abraham Lincoln's giant head...

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  Miami Beach Commissioner's Endorsement of Philip Levine Might Have Violated Florida Law

  August 15 at 8:30 a.m.

  Last Friday, Miami Beach City Attorney Raul Aguila schooled the town's mayor and commissioners in how to avoid getting in trouble during election season. He sent all the officials a three-page memo, written by the county's Commission on Ethics & Public Trust, spelling out some clear ground rules...

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  Miami's Worst Candidate Releases World's Best Campaign Ad

  August 14 at 9:39 a.m.

  Daphne Campbell is the worst candidate on this month's primary ballot. She lies about basically everything: her dead mother, her liens, her debts to the federal government, and the cash a lobbyist stuffed into her purse on camera. When reporters question her about these lies, she either pretends she's not Daphne Campbell or calls the cops.