If you've got ears, Ultra Music Festival is a pretty fun time.
But if you've also got eyes, it's amaaaaaaaaazing.
Basically, this sprawling EDM fest is a phantasmagoric fun parade starring famous people, nearly naked ladies, the beefiest of beefcakes, the kandiest of ravers, and the most ridiculously costumed of party people -- all spazzing out to uhntz-uhntz amid an LED landscape that's exploding with fireworks, lasers, pyro, kryo, and confetti.
Look, gawk, or leer... Here are 50 things you see at Ultra Music Festival.