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Miami Dolphins 2022 Season Recap: The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly

By Ryan Yousefi
Jan 23, 2023

Looking dispassionately backward in order to look ahead.
Even Absent Equine Star Power, Pegasus Is Set to Soar

By Mike Seely
Jan 20, 2023

The field for this year's race is lacking in star power, but who cares?
Dolphins' 34-31 Playoff Loss to Buffalo Brings on an Offseason Filled With Questions

By Ryan Yousefi
Jan 16, 2023

The Miami Dolphins' 2022 season is officially in the books. Now come the questions.
Miami Sports Team Coaches and Managers Ranked by Handsomeness

By Ryan Yousefi
Jan 13, 2023

In which we deploy AI to rate local coaches according to their looks.
Star Pitcher Drops South Florida Agency From Embezzlement Lawsuit

By Izzy Kapnick
Jan 9, 2023

Relief pitcher Aroldis Chapman and the agency agreed to shoulder their own legal fees in the case.
Five Facts That Show How Long It's Been Since the Last Dolphins Playoff Win

By Ryan Yousefi
Jan 9, 2023

The last time the Dolphins won a playoff game, Dan Marino had just hung up his cleats.
On the Brink: Weirdest Dolphins Season Gets Even Weirder in Fifth Straight Loss

By Ryan Yousefi
Jan 2, 2023

Next week: Rooting for a seventh-round QB to beat the Jets, plus a Patriots win.
So You're Saying There's (Still) a Chance: Dolphins Playoff Chances Dwindle After 26-20 Loss

By Ryan Yousefi
Dec 26, 2022

Dolphins notch fourth straight loss, dealing a serious blow to playoff hopes.
Dear Santa: Five Things Dolphins Fans Want for Christmas

By Ryan Yousefi
Dec 23, 2022

What does the distinguished Dolphins fan want Santa to bring this year?
Gamers, Rise Up! A New Esports Venue Is Opening in Wynwood

By Douglas Markowitz
Dec 20, 2022

Get ready to game.
Relive Every Crucial Moment From the Dolphins' 32-29 Last-Second Loss in Buffalo

By Ryan Yousefi
Dec 19, 2022

The less said, the better.
The Ten Best South Florida 2022 World Cup Watch Parties UPDATED

By Nicole Danna
Dec 16, 2022

The best places to watch the finals in Miami.
Tyreek Hill Scores the Touchdown of the Year in Dolphins Loss to Chargers

By Ryan Yousefi
Dec 12, 2022

Tyreek Hill was the Miami Dolphins' highlight reel in a 23-17 defeat at the hands of the LA Chargers.
Mike McDaniel's Face Said It All in Dolphins' 33-17 Blowout Loss to 49ers

By Ryan Yousefi
Dec 5, 2022

The Dolphins laid an egg on Sunday against the 49ers.
Miami Dolphins Fans Take Jaylen Waddle's TD Dance to Antarctica Amid Sunday's Win

By Ryan Yousefi
Nov 28, 2022

The Waddle has gone worldwide, just like Pitbull.
If Miami Pro Sports Stars Were Thanksgiving Dishes

By Ryan Yousefi
Nov 24, 2022

If you think about it, a great Thanksgiving dinner is a lot like a championship sports team — the turkey is your star, but it's the role players that separate the memorable meals from the forgettable. Just as no single athlete can carry an entire team, no one turkey can...
Miami Is 2022's Sixth-Best US Sports City, Declares WalletHub

By Ryan Yousefi
Nov 21, 2022

We're number 6 in the US! Tampa (26), Orlando (34), and Tallahassee (48) can eat our dust.
Booby Trap Strip Club Makes Competing $5 Million Offer for Miami Heat Arena Naming Rights

By Alex DeLuca
Nov 17, 2022

Just imagine watching the Miami Heat play at the BangBros Center or Booby Trap Arena.
Miami World Cup 2022 Watch Guide

By Ryan Yousefi, Nicole Danna and Laine Doss
Nov 16, 2022

The best places to join Miami's diehard soccer fans as they cheer on their national teams.
Re-Enter BangBros! Porn Producer Resubmits $10 Million Miami Heat Arena Naming-Rights Offer

By Ryan Yousefi
Nov 14, 2022

There's a rebound partner waiting in the wings for the county, one that isn't especially fussy about who it pairs up with.