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  Five Unanswered Questions About the New Beckham Stadium Proposal

  July 15 at 8 a.m.

  Soccer star and professional attractive person David Beckham spent a small portion of Thursday's carnival-esqe city commission meeting complaining that anonymous Miamians haven't been smiling at him as often lately. Only one woman publicly flashed him on Thursday! Poor Becks. Many Miami residents are, rightfully, skeptical about Beckham's latest proposal in...

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  Carmelo Anthony and the Miami Heat Need Each Other

  July 13 at 9 a.m.

  Reportedly, the Miami Heat and Carmelo Anthony are both considering swiping right on the NBA free agency Tinder app. They should do it. The timing is right. They need each other. The whole idea makes too much sense. Seal the deal. Carmelo Anthony is coming off, somehow, both...

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  Miami Marlins Cut Ties With Papa John's After N-Word Scandal

  July 12 at 4:45 p.m.

  For years, it seemed the Miami Marlins and Papa John's were a perfect match — consuming both Papa John's alleged pizza and Marlins' alleged baseball for hours will leave you feeling exhausted, ashamed, regretful, deeply unsatisfied, and mysteriously sweaty all at once. 'Twas a partnership forged in the deepest,...

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  Miami Installs and Quickly Removes Confusing, Misspelled Anti-Jet Ski Signs

  July 12 at 2:33 p.m.

  Yanina Corbea first noticed the new signs at Dinner Key Marina on Sunday, when she and her husband went to take their son for a ride on their Jet Skis. "NO JET SKI'S ALLOWED STRCTLY ENFORCED TOW AWAY ZONE," the incorrectly spelled sign read. It wasn't there last week,...

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  The Five Kinds of Miami Dolphins Fans

  July 12 at 9 a.m.

  Miami Dolphins fans are a proud bunch. Whether you're a 10-year-old Fins fan who only knows Dan Marino from YouTube mixtapes or a 40-year-old lifer who vividly remembers when the Dolphins making the playoffs wasn't weird, there's plenty to feel good about as a Dolphins backer...

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  Beckham's New Stadium Site Sits on Toxic Waste That Could Cost Millions to Move

  July 11 at 2:40 p.m.

  Ever since David Beckham and his new partners, Jorge and Jose Mas, abruptly abandoned their Overtown stadium plans and pivoted to the Melreese Country Club, skeptics have piled on about potential hangups: the traffic, the loss of a city-owned golf course, the last-minute proposal that could hand the Mas brothers...