Bey: Baby, drunk in love was all well and good last night, but today, I'm hung-over and hungry.
Jay Z: Me too, baby. I need more than your breasteses for my breakfast.
Bey: Remember how trim and tight we felt after our 22 days of veganism? We need to get back on track. I've heard Choices Café UES is Miami's vegan HQ. They say bitches are crazy in love with their chicken's friend wrap ($12) and la pixsa pizza ($15).
Jay Z: I'm down. I got 99 problems, but heart disease ain't one.
Bey: Oh, and we need to snag a double chocolate raisin cookie and cocobliss smoothie ($12) for Blue Ivy. When it comes to my baby, I bring the best.