Which is all well and good for Miamians because — and for good reason — we generally consider ourselves to be a breed apart. (To the extent that we have been known to snicker, too.)
But this is humanity we're talking about, which means not even the super-evolved are immune to bouts of cringeworthy behavior that causes others to point, guffaw, and, sad to say, think less of us for inhabiting the same corner of the continent as them.
Which brings us to New Times' annual roundup of the faction we call the Dirty Dozen: a motley crew of ne'er-do-wells, miscreants, and wannabe Florida folks who cause people the world over to think less of us.
Without further ado, we are abashed to present the Dirty Dozen of 2024.