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Dwyane Wade's Miami Heat Statue Was Unveiled and the Internet Hates It

The Miami Heat's unveiling ceremony for a statue of NBA Hall of Famer Dwyane Wade was very un-Miami-like. So was the statue.
October 27, 2024
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They flocked to the Kaseya Center on Sunday from as far away as Connecticut and Canada. They lined up two hours early to ensure they'd have a good vantage point and wouldn't miss a single second of the action.

Which is to say everything about the Miami Heat's unveiling ceremony for a statue of NBA Hall of Famer Dwyane Wade was very un-Miami-like.

Including the statue of NBA Hall of Famer Dwyane Wade, (which was also...strikingly un-Dwyane Wade-like).

After the throng that had RSVPed for tickets to the free event had sufficiently broiled under the Magic City sun and the fancy case around the bronze sculpture fancily fell open like the petals of a flower (if a flower were shaped like a crate), Wade himself was the first to comment.

"Who is that guy?" he said.

In any other situation, it might have been taken as a metaphorical nod to the immensity of the event — a living legend, beholding his likeness cast in bronze by sculptors Omri Amrany and Oscar León of the Rotblatt Armany Studio. (The studio is also behind a Michael Jordan statue at the United Center and a Kobe Bryant statue outside Crypto Arena in Los Angeles.)

Only the first thing on the minds of most of those assembled was probably the exact same thing when the fake smoke cleared and the statue loomed for all to see.

Who is that guy?
Not surprisingly, observers on social media weren't far behind. 

"The Dwyane Wade statue will haunt me until my dying day," one user observed on X, the platform formerly known as Twitter.

Another likened the Wade tribute to the famously botched bust of soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo: "All I can think about right now."
Another user thought maybe the artist mixed up Wade with Dwayne Johnson.
This is my house? How about, "This is my horse"?
Former Miami Herald scribe Don Van Natta Jr. detected a Laurence Fishburne vibe.
Or maybe Kelsey Grammer, AKA Frasier?
Another fan said what many were wondering: Why didn't the Heat keep it real? "This Wade statue is crazy 😭," they wrote. "The Miami Heat need a refund and a do-over. Wade deserves better than this 😂."
And finally, there was CBS Sports basketball host and analyst Ashley Nicole Moss, who captioned her take "I'M CRYING."
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