Five Reasons Today's Rappers Are Fakes

Hip-hop has hit a new low. It's nothing but a flashy circus full of liars, cheats, and corporate scum. They all want to talk big shit about coming from the streets or representing the hood, but too many have never seen an actual corner in their lives.

Not only are they liars, but they're actually hurting the people they pretend to speak for. And they're not even that good at rhyming!

Don't believe us? Here, let us spell it out for you.

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Kat Bein is a freelance writer and has been described as this publication’s "senior millennial correspondent." She has an impressive, if unhealthy, knowledge of all things pop culture.