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Ten Slutty Halloween Costumes for Your Pet

If Miss Piggy taught us anything, it's that animals are horny. Lions lick their own balls, puppies hump your leg, and visiting Monkey Jungle is like walking into an orgy. Birds do it, bees do it, and bunnies do it like rabbits. Hell, even kinky-ass cats do it doggie style. Me-ow.

While it's not legal to make sweet amore to Fido in Florida anymore, free-thinking dogs are willing to marry human men. And really, if animals are comfortable enough with their sexuality to run around buck naked all the time, they can dress like sluts on Halloween too.

Here are ten slutty Halloween costume options for your pet. Stop rolling your eyes, your kitten can totally read, specist!

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