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Five '90s Trends That Should Stay in the '90s

By Elyse Wanshel
Feb 8, 2012

Most of us remember the '90s as a magical time. It's partly because we were younger then, and we don't like this whole "aging" thing. But it's also because the last decade of the 20th Century was hella off-the-chain, dawg. Back then, most people had jobs and money; we had...
Nine Un-Sexy "Hey Girl" Ryan Gosling Memes

By Elyse Wanshel
Feb 7, 2012

Women need very little to survive: food, water, and high-speed Internet access so they can peruse the gazillion images of Ryan Gosling that float around like meteoroids of pure hot in cyberspace. The ladies have been obsessed with Gosling ever since the release of The Notebook. Hell, those "Photoshopped" abs...
Five Tales of Office Nudity To Celebrate Working Naked Day

By Elyse Wanshel
Feb 1, 2012

Today is Working Naked Day! But don't get too excited. As much as you want the cute girl from accounting to know that you have a totally sweet tattoo of a hyena using nunchucks while surfing on the back of a giant piranha on your ass, today is not the...
Let's All Stop Pretending Baby Sloths Aren't Vile, Filthy Creatures, Okay?

By Elyse Wanshel
Jan 30, 2012

Up until recently sloths were known as only two things: 1) the super gross looking man-creature from The Goonies who Chunk befriends, and 2) the super-lazy-looking South American mammal with long, creepy claws that does nothing but hang out in trees Kardashian-ing it (aka doing nothing) all day long. That...
Seven Seriously Tragic Celebrity Commercials

By Elyse Wanshel
Jan 27, 2012

The state of Texas has bestowed upon this country many cultural delights: SXSW, phenomenal barbecue, and most importantly, Gary Busey. The man has the greatest set of teeth in history (they're perfect to Photoshop on sharks), and he's decided to use them to give back to the great state of...

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