Never Invite Grandma for Take-Out: A List of Five No-No's

We all have our go-to people when it comes to eating out, whether it's a close sibling or a friend.

But then there are the more personal encounters when you sit on your couch, watch the game (or a Say Yes to the Dress marathon) and eat from a Styrofoam container.

There are five people who should never cross the threshold into your house under those circumstances. Take it as five friendly warnings to avoid disaster.

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