Football and fancy skin-care products go together like peanut butter and Liza Minelli. One's an un-flashy pleasure of the no-nonsense proletariat, while the other is usually reserved for a certain type of, let's say, discriminating "sophisticate." Not to say football fans can't enjoy "five-minute facials," but for the love of '72, not during the game, man... not during the game.
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