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Ten Reasons It Sucks to Be a Miami Dolphins Fan

Face it, Miami: Your professional football team sucks. Try and try as we might, there is no amount of cheering, participation, ticket purchasing, blogging, or calling into local sports talk radio that will change that fact.

It's something we've been trying to get used to for years, as we watched our suckiness evolve from merely not winning championships to becoming one of the league's consistently lackluster teams. Apparently, this is the penalty for being the only team in NFL history that has ever had a perfect season.

To honor the crap on the field, including yesterday's last-minute loss to the Panthers, here are ten reasons being a Miami Dolphins fan sucks almost as much as the team itself.

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Ric Delgado