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Five Dead Celeb Sex Tapes We'd Rather See Than Tupac's

The busiest dead man in the rap game, Tupac Shakur, released his very first sex tape. Because corpses want reality shows too. Unlike the leaked sex tapes of yesteryear, Tupac's is not all golden showers and infrared. Rather it highlights the late artist's ability to successfully multitask.

According to TMZ the grainy 1991 video shows Tupac entering a living room during a bustling house party with his pants down around his feet, a blunt in one hand and a cocktail in the other, summoning one of his groupie-minons to knell in front of their lord and service him. While this is going down, one of Tupac's unreleased songs plays in the background beckoning Makaveli to sing along to his own song and dance all while his refined lady-friend locks on to him like a Chinese finger cuff.

Tupac's sex tape made us think: What other dead celebs would have interesting sex tapes? Our picks are one click away.

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Elyse Wanshel
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