Top Ten Songs About Sex in Public
And you know what's even better?
That's 'cause the threat of being shamefully discovered tickles the universal voyeuristic/exhibitionist funny bone.
All people (spanning every continent) either want to watch people have sex. Or have other people watch them have sex. And then sing about it.
Here are Crossfade's top ten songs about sex in public.
Hornballs: The Beatles
Sex Jam: "Why Don't We Do It in the Road?"
Raunch Rank: #10
Smut Sample: "Why don't we do it in the road?/No one will be watching us"
The answer to the randy ol' Fab Four's eternal question is actually fairly self-explanatory: Because it's fucking dangerous.
Hornball: Van Morrison
Sex Jam: "Brown Eyed Girl"
Raunch Rank: #9
Smut Sample: "Making love in the green grass/Behind the stadium with you"
Is Van Morrison's lechery enhanced or reduced by his use of the phrase "making love"? Follow up question: Would you have preferred "making woopie?"Next Page
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