Soulja Boy Posts Explicit Dick Pic! Top Five Ways to "Crank That"

Yes, Soulja Boy showed off his pretty-boy bone on Tumblr. But, uh, it was an "accident."

The platinum-selling, dance-craze-starting, go-dumb rapper posted a picture of his swaggy weiner the other day, and Perez Hilton snagged an NSFW version before it was deleted.

Because we know you're as perverse and voyeuristic as Crossfade, we've got the goods down below. Plus, five fun-filled ways to toy with Soulja's jank.

See also:

Upcoming Events

-Rihanna Naked on Unapologetic Cover: Five Albums With Boobs, Butts, and Baby Penises

-Twelve Songs About Blowjobs! (NSFW)

-Ten Best Songs About Masturbation

-Top Ten Songs About Sex in Public

Soulja Boy Posts Explicit Dick Pic! Top Five Ways to "Crank That"

Crank That

Obvi, the most tried and true way is to "crank that" Soulja Boy. You can grab it and crank it yourself. Or watch him, yankin' and crankin' his own jank for extra-pervy goodness. But you have to let him Superman you at the end.

Kiss It Thru the Phone

Sexting is really big with the swag generation. And since it's a picture and all, kissing that D through the phone screen might be the only way most 21st-century types can get a piece.


Upcoming Events


Sponsor Content

Newsletters

All-access pass to the top stories, events and offers around town.

  • Top Stories
    Send:

Newsletters

All-access pass to top stories, events and offers around town.

Sign Up >

No Thanks!

Remind Me Later >