Win Free Tickets for Goblin at Grand Central Miami

It is believed a certain, as-yet-undiscovered infrasonic frequency just might exist that would cause humans to lose control of their bowels due to resonance. To date, though, the most effective tuneage for making a music fan crap his or her pants (usually with musical astonishment and primal fear) are spooky...

By S. Pajot

April 22, 2014

[
        {
          "name": "Air - MediumRectangle - Inline Content - Mobile Display Size",
          "component": "19274298",
          "insertPoint": "2",
          "requiredCountToDisplay": "2"
        },{
          "name": "Editor Picks",
          "component": "17482312",
          "insertPoint": "4",
          "requiredCountToDisplay": "1"
        },{
          "name": "Inline Links",
          "component": "18711090",
          "insertPoint": "8th",
          "startingPoint": 8,
          "requiredCountToDisplay": "7",
          "maxInsertions": 25
        },{
          "name": "Air - MediumRectangle - Combo - Inline Content",
          "component": "17482310",
          "insertPoint": "8th",
          "startingPoint": 8,
          "requiredCountToDisplay": "7",
          "maxInsertions": 25
        },{
          "name": "Inline Links",
          "component": "18711090",
          "insertPoint": "8th",
          "startingPoint": 12,
          "requiredCountToDisplay": "11",
          "maxInsertions": 25
        },{
          "name": "Air - Leaderboard Tower - Combo - Inline Content",
          "component": "17482313",
          "insertPoint": "8th",
          "startingPoint": 12,
          "requiredCountToDisplay": "11",
          "maxInsertions": 25
        }
      ]

It is believed a certain, as-yet-undiscovered infrasonic frequency just might exist that would cause humans to lose control of their bowels due to resonance.

To date, though, the most effective tuneage for making a music fan crap his or her pants (usually with musical astonishment and primal fear) are spooky prog rock soundtracks for insane 1970s horror flicks.

The masters of this art are the ragazzi of legendary Roma-based band Goblin, otherwise known as "the Italian Soundtrack Kings," thanks to their scary-as-shit masterpieces for film directors like Dario Argento and George A. Romero.

So ... Wanna be terrified into incontinence? For free? Excellent, because we here at Crossfade, along with Grand Central and Radio-Active Records, are giving away free Goblin tix.

Just check the cut for contest instructions.

Goblin at Grand Central Miami Ticket Giveaway

1. Head over to Crossfade's Facebook page.

2. Find the Goblin update, and leave a comment.

3. From the pool of commenters, we'll randomly select a winner for two tix to this show at Grand Central Miami. So keep an eye on your Facebook messages.

4. Last thing ... You only have till noon on Thursday, April 24, to enter.

Crossfade's Top Blogs

-Downtown Miami's Five Best Dance Clubs

-Miami's Five Best Record Stores

-Miami's Top Ten Hipster Bars

Goblin. With Pinkish Black. Presented by Radio-Active Records. Friday, April 25. Grand Central, 697 N. Miami Ave., Miami. The show starts at 7 p.m. and tickets cost $28 to $65 plus fees via ticketfly.com. All ages. Call 305-377-2277 or visit grandcentralmiami.com.

Follow Crossfade on Facebook and Twitter @Crossfade_SFL.

Become A Member

BEFORE YOU GO...
Can you help us continue to share our stories? Since the beginning, Miami New Times has been defined as the free, independent voice of Miami — and we'd like to keep it that way. Our members allow us to continue offering readers access to our incisive coverage of local news, food, and culture with no paywalls.