Three hours. Three long hours of fake tears, fake tits, and fake singing. It's the nonsense that we sit through so that you don't have to.
Admit it, you didn't watch last night's Billboard Latin Music Awards on Telemundo, that's why you're reading this recap. Instead, you spent the evening watching ESPN's coverage of the NFL Draft, cursing the Dolphins for making shit picks, and wishing you paid more attention to hockey.
Fear not, fair-weather Spanish-language music fans, we rounded up the big winners and losers for you! Check out the complete list after the cut.
Billboard Latin Music Awards 2012: The Winners and Losers
Albums Artist of the Year, Male
Romeo Santos
Prince Royce
Cristian Castro
Gerardo Ortiz
Latin Pop Song of the Year
Jennifer Lopez featuring Pitbull "Ven A Bailar"
Mana "Lluvia Al Corazon"
Don Omar "Taboo"
Pitbull featuring Ne-Yo, Afrojack & Nayer "Give Me Everything"
Songs Artist of the Year, Male
Prince Royce
Don Omar
Enrique Iglesias
Pitbull
Artist of the Year, New
Calibre 50
Il Volo
La Adictiva Banda San Jose de Mesillas
Violento
Latin Rhythm Songs Artist of the Year, Solo
Daddy Yankee (El Cartel)
Don Omar
Pitbull
Tito "El Bambino" (Siente)
Regional Mexican Albums Artist of the Year, Solo
Larry Hernandez
Gerardo Ortiz
Jenni Rivera
Joan Sebastian
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Billboard Trayectoria Artística Award
Grupo Intocable
Latin Rhythm Song of the Year
Don Omar "Taboo"
Don Omar & Lucenzo "Danza Kuduro"
Pitbull "Bon Bon"
Wisin & Yandel "Estoy Enamorado"
Salón de la Fama Award
Marc Anthony
Composer of the Year
Isidro Chavez "Epsinoza Paz" Espinoza
Horacio Palencia Cisneros
Geoffrey "Prince Royce" Rojas
Fher Olvera
Latin Pop Album of the Year
Enrique Iglesias Euphoria
Mana Drama y Luz
Ricky Martin Musica + Alma + Sexo
Cristian Castro Viva El Principe
Latin Pop Songs Artist of the Year, Duo or Group
Camila
Mana
Reik
Wisin & Yandel
Tu Mundo Award
Enrique Iglesias
Album of the Year
Cristian Castro Viva El Principe
Mana Drama y Luz
Prince Royce Prince Royce
Romeo Santos Formula: Vol. 1
Song of the Year
Don Omar & Lucenzo "Danza Kuduro"
Don Omar "Taboo"
Pitbull featuring Ne-Yo, Afrojack & Nayer "Give Me Everything"
Prince Royce "Corazon Sin Cara"
Albums Artist of the Year, Duo or Group
Camila
Los Bukis
Mana
Wisin & Yandel
Songs Artist of the Year, Duo or Group
Julion Alvarez y Su Norteño Banda
La Adictiva Banda San Jose de Mesillas
Mana
Wisin & Yandel
Latin Pop Albums Artist of the Year, Duo or Group
Camila
Il Volo
Mana
Reik
Regional Mexican Songs Artist of the Year, Solo
Larry Hernandez
Gerardo Ortiz
Espinoza Paz
Fidel Rueda
Artist of the Year
Mana
Prince Royce
Romeo Santos
Shakira
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