A tip for aspiring weed spokesmen: Don't smoke a sweet fatty before recording your national YouTube address. Stay straight! Respectable folks already think you're a degenerate stoner who lives with his parents and laughs at his hands all day. You might be a smart, motivated young man. But the only thing those anti-legalization nazis see is a giant marijuana cigarette with slits for eyes. Sorry.
That said, Oz the Genius has some interesting shit to say about Udonis Haslem's recent drug arrest and America's weed laws, like: "I don't think weed should be illegal. But on the other hand, I don't think Udonis Haslem should be an asshole."
His stoner logic is solid. See the vid after the cut.
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