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Sofia Vergara Slips a Nip at Story NYE! Plus Seven Other Celebrity Titties

Story Nightclub has only been open for, like, a week and a half, and it's already made the front page of TMZ for a hilarious celebrity nip slip.

Our homies Cultist reported that Modern Family's Sofia Vergara came down to the new SoBe club to party with Kaskade, but ended up getting so hella drunk that she started throwin' bows and poppin' titties.

As the Internet always says, "pics or it didn't happen," and the photo evidence is finally here. Let's take a hard, long look at these babies, and seven other fabulous wardrobe malfunctions from over the years.

See also:

-Review: Dirtybird Flocked to Grand Central Miami for an Ass-Clapping NYE 2013

-Carl Cox, Half-Naked Party Girls, and NYE 2013 at Mansion Miami: A 25-Photo Recap

-Sofia Vergara Fights With Fiance Nick Loeb, Accidentally Flashes the VIP Section on New Year's Eve

Sofia Vergara (Click for boob pic)

So, the story (hurhurhur) goes that Vergara was poppin' bottles up in the VIP, when suddenly a fight broke out at the next table. Because she's such a sweetheart, the actress decided to try and break it up herself. Fortunately for all the bros around her, she was knocked down in the scuffle and boop! We're glad some class act was there to snap the blurry photo.

DJ Paris Hilton (Click for boob pic)

We're never going to let Ms. Hilton live down whole "DJ" thing, and she's certainly never going to live down the dirty slut thing. Especially when she's running around showing her nips at the beach. Now, if only we could get her to hit the decks topless, we might have something positive to say about her performance - nah, nevermind.

 

Madonna (Click for boob pic)

She may be old, but she's still packing the dirty punch. The Madge caused a stir on tabloids the world over when she took her lil-ole boobie out and played with it on stage in Turkey. She must have really been feeling the MDNA, because she went all out. And this is the same woman who got mad at MIA for flicking off the crowd at the Superbowl, right?

Nicki Minaj (Click for boob pic)

Nikki Minaj claims she "isn't pop," but she can't claim she's not plastic. Girl was doing a performance on the super family-friendly Good Morning America when she had a terrible total wardrobe malfunction. She went on singing and dancing while her little friend was waving to the camera!

 

Rita Ora (Click for boob pic)

This UK singer is really "Hot Right Now," but apparently, she's hottest when she's doing her thing on stage in a barely-zipped white-hot jacket. She must give zero fucks to hit the stage lookin' like that, where creepers can obvi just snap quick nip pics from the front row.

Rihanna (Click for boob pic)

Speaking of giving no fucks, the least fuck giving girl in the world has no inhibitions about hitting the red carpet at attention. Or when she's walking down the street. Or on her album cover. Yeah, basically, Rihanna just walks around without a shirt on anyway.

 

Lady Gaga (Click for boob pic)

Mother Monster be breast feeding the whole damn world! The ever fashion conscious pop starlet wanted to give the camera some face, but she bent over enough to leave nothing to the imagination. Shocking is her middle name.

Janet Jackson (Click for boob pic)

Obviously, everyone remembers the nip slip heard round the world. Janet really like, started the whole nip-slipping trend when she let hottie J. T. take her boob cover off mid Superbowl half-time performance. She was even kind enough to bedazzle it with a sun-ring thing. Super cool Ms. Jackson. We are for real.

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