Do you think we're never going to survive unless we get a little crazy? Have you been kissed by a rose on the grave? Have you twice impregnated supermodel Heidi Klum? If so, you're probably Seal Samuel, survivor of a childhood battle with discoid lupus that left you with trademark facial scars. Either that, or you're a psycho who believes you're Seal Samuel, which is not as good as the real thing, but hey, we can't all sleep with supermodels. If you're the real thing, please show up this Wednesday at the Fillmore Miami Beach, where you're scheduled, for the second time in the past couple of years, to play to another crowd of well-heeled, adoring fans.
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