It was bound to happen. The bikini barista fad is about to hit Miami. The most surprising tidbit about the announcement is the location.
According to a Craigslist post, Bikini Barista is a "professional coffee company" that's seeking "female bikini barista girls of all types and ethnicities" who are "friendly and outgoing."
Don't worry if you can't tell the difference between a macchiato and a latte, because no experience is necessary and there's an "easy training program." Apparently, the only requirement is that you look good in the uniform, which consists of a tasteful, sexy, and fashionable bikini.
In 2011, Aphrodisiac Ice Cream truck hit Miami streets. The pink mobile sweet shop featured a stripper pole where employees danced in between scooping sundaes, and more recently, chef Ralph Pagano's Naked Taco features sexy roller girls.
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The sexy restaurant with the most, um, staying power continues to be Hooters, where your wings come with a side of boobs.
If you're looking for a position at Bikini Barista, send a resumé, photo, and contact information to firstname.lastname@example.org. The company promises "great hourly and tips" along with "easygoing management and fun atmosphere."