True to its name, Ted's Hideaway is tucked away in Miami Beach's South of Fifth neighborhood, where the bar offers succor to those in search of a dark place to escape the Beach's glitz and glamour and the searing South Florida sun. During its daily happy hour — from noon to 8 p.m.! — Ted's offers $4.75 domestic beers and $6 imported beers. It's a great place to watch a televised sporting event, shoot pool, or make a new bar buddy.