It's Fridayyyyyyyy.
Cheers to those of you who have a long weekend this week. That extra paid holiday that Columbus brought over with his three ships means you can party even more recklessly all weekend long.
But even if you have to work on Monday, it's not so bad. We live in Miami. Compared to everyone else in the continental U.S., almost every day is a weekend. (At least that's what we're telling ourselves -- we'll be in the office on Monday, too.)
In any case, you're just a few short hours from work-free revelry. Bottoms up!
Friday
South Beach Men's Show: Hot men in skimpy clothing. You're welcome.
Afrobeta: See what Afrobeta's got cooking up their sleeves tonight!
Glen Matlock: He was originally in the Sex Pistols. Betcha didn't know that.
Oktoberfest Brickell: Hold on to your lederhosen. Octoberfest is in full swing.
Saturday
CircX: A sexy burlesque version of Cirque du Soleil. Yes and yes.
Erick Morillo: Did you know he's the guy behind "I Like to Move It"?
The Russian Musical Soul: Incase you want to keep it low-key this weekend, here's a symphony show that's bound to give you chills.
Sunday
Miami Broward Carnival: The next best thing to actually being in Caribbean islands.
Baking Out Loud: Fun Desserts With Big Flavors: Nobody puts Hedy in the corner! Unless it's at Books & Books for a book signing.
Goyte: We know you kind of hate us for putting this music video but HOW could we resist?!
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