Eight Hand Gestures That'll Let Everyone Know You're From the 3-0-5

We're big fans of all kinds of communication, not only the written word. We like facial expressions, all kinds of silly sounding noise (fake fart sounds are our favorites), and especially hand gestures. Everybody knows the classics like the bird and "L" for loser, but we've found that in order to efficiently survive life in Miami you need a little more than just the basics in your arsenal of hand jives.

Practice the following hand gestures and other forms of nonverbal communication in the mirror (make sure nobody is watching) and you'll be able to get along in traffic, at restaurants, at ballgames, in nightclubs, and the rest of everyday life in the Magic City:

8. The Cafecito

Basically, make a "C" with your index finger and thumb direct it toward

your waiter and they'll know its time for a colada, expresso or café con

leche. Caution. In some cultures it could be taken as an insult if the

recipient thinks you're commenting on his lack of endowment.

7. The Telephone

It's just fun to do the telephone. Stick out your thumb and pinky and

rest the rest of your knuckles in between your cheek and chin and you

have a hand phone with unlimited minutes. Sure, it's not a Miami thing

per se, but who cares? If you want to add a little Miami flavor, substitute your middle finger for your pinky -- it's awkward but


The "U" is known around the world.
The "U" is known around the world.

6. The "U"

Born from one of the most arrogant, universally despised college

football programs, the "U" hand gesture - made by combining an "L" and

inverse "L" - lets everybody know you're from Miami and support a

baddass football team. Billy Corben and Rakontur helped make this hand

gesture even more popular with his ESPN documentary titled, what else,

The U.

5. The "Go Ahead, Fuck Face!"

This is only appropriate when you're in congested traffic and some

asshole driver (i.e. all Miami drivers) pulls a 3-0-5 special on you: a

forced merger endangering multiple lives. What you do is extend your arm

over the dashboard with palm up and make one long sweeping motion

across your body. In effect, you are sarcastically granting them

permission to get in front of you after the fact. Usually, this is preceded by a horn

honking so that they look in their rearview and witness your

non-verbal sarcasm. They'll usually respond by giving you the bird.

The Biebs pulled out a double point when in Miami recently, as a show of respect.
The Biebs pulled out a double point when in Miami recently, as a show of respect.

4. The Pointer

Nothing fancy here. Just point at someone. The great thing about

this hand gesture is its versatility. It can be a greeting, accusatory,

intimidating, or coquettish. Only try this if you have the balls to

intimidate someone or are not worried about the consequences of coming on to

them like a considerable douche bag. If you do this and end up looking

meek or point at the wrong person, you could be in serious trouble.

3. Air Signature

This alerts the wait staff that you are ready for your check. At

different times Cultist has actually drawn a check mark in the air to

see if people understood, but mostly we were met with blank stares. Try

this for fun: Actually write something in the air, instead of the

chicken scratch you're probably mimicking. Remember, you have to write

in backwards in the air for your waiter or waitress to understand,

which, admittedly, complicates matters.

Even Miami toddlers know how to flash the WTF!
Even Miami toddlers know how to flash the WTF!

2. The "What the Fuck!"

This is as much a shoulder shrug as it is a hand gesture, but we

included it anyway, because it is Miamiriffic. It can be used anytime you are angry at anybody for any reason. Lift your shoulders and

then lift your hands (palms up, as if you are asking for a hand out).

Believe you us, it's annoying and very Miami.

3-0-5 in da house.
3-0-5 in da house.

1. The 3-0-5

Enough with the pretenders, you want to tell somebody you're from Miami

then flash the 3-0-5 hand sign. One hand does the "3" and "0" (basically

looks like an "Ok" sign) while the hand just flashes "5" digits. For the gangsta version make sure your arms and pulled in close to your body with the hand gestures crooked like. The added benefit of the 3-0-5 is that it

looks like you are telling somebody something is simultaneously "Ok" but

also to "Stop." It's confusing for those who are not from the

3-0-5, but, hey, it's their fault for not being from the 3-0-5.

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