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Which Florida Official Condemned Nazis the Best?

By Michael Majchrowicz
Feb 2, 2022

"I do miss those times when you could kick the shit out of punks like these, and no one would say a word."
You Can Bid on a Francis Suarez NFT With a Penis for a Nose

By Joshua Ceballos
Jan 13, 2022

Political activist Chaz Stevens has minted an NFT titled "America's Crypto-Mayor Gets Dicknosed."
The Dirty Dozen 2021: Miami's Worst People of the Year

By Miami New Times staff
Dec 28, 2021

Miami's worst people of the year include Francis Suarez, Javier Ortiz, and Enrique Tarrio.
What Does Miami Smell Like?

By Ryan Yousefi
Sep 28, 2021

Close your eyes.... What do you smell?
We've Created the Unofficial Drinking Game of the Miami Dolphins 2021 NFL Draft

By Ryan Yousefi
Apr 29, 2021

Good or bad, you can bet Dolphins fans will be drinking tonight. So why not turn it into a game?
Valentine's Date Ideas for Tech CEOs and Miami Mayor Francis Suarez

By Joshua Ceballos
Feb 12, 2021

2020 created Miami's greatest love story: Francis Suarez and the tech bros.
Five Companies That Deserve the David Hogg/MyPillow Treatment

By Alexi C. Cardona
Feb 5, 2021

Progressive activist David Hogg is launching a company to compete with MyPillow and its loony leader, Mike Lindell.
Donald Trump Wants a Presidential Library. What Would That Look Like?

By Alexi C. Cardona
Jan 22, 2021

We have some ideas for the National Archive curators.
Dirty Dozen 2020: The 12 Worst People of Miami in the Worst Year Ever

By Miami New Times staff
Dec 29, 2020

Each year, New Times rounds up a list of 12 scoundrels and ne'er-do-wells. Once again, we present to you the annual Dirty Dozen.
Want a Laugh? Read This "Moving to Miami" Reddit Post

By Alexi C. Cardona
Dec 18, 2020

A redditor who's considering moving to Miami next year has some ~questions~ about what it's like living in the Magic City.
That Jacksonville Lady Wants You to Know She's "Not a Moron"

By Jessica Lipscomb
Apr 27, 2020

Wendy Diaz's impression was so spot-on that many people thought she was for real.
Here Are the Ridiculous Things Miamians Are Wearing as Masks

By Jessica Lipscomb
Apr 17, 2020

In these quarantine times, Miamians have been spotted wearing some creative facial coverings.
Why Are Cars in Miami Always on Fire?

By Jessica Lipscomb
Feb 20, 2020

For some reason, cars on fire have become synonymous with Miami — but why? New Times set out to get answers.
Dirty Dozen 2019: Miami's Most Dastardly Scoundrels

By Miami New Times staff
Dec 24, 2019

This year has been, shall we say, a wild ride. In 2019, we sweated through one of the hottest years on record, met Baby Yoda, and watched Congress lurch through the fourth presidential impeachment in U.S. history. Game of Thrones ended, Michael Jackson was officially canceled, and the U.S. women's...
The Worst Stuff We Saw at Miami Art Week 2019: Bananageddon Edition

By Jerry Iannelli
Dec 10, 2019

There was a lot of incredible nonsense for rich people this year.
The Craziest Floridians Running for U.S. Congress in 2020

By Jess Nelson
Nov 17, 2019

Walking into the United States Capitol Building does not magically remove the title of Florida Man or Woman. Here are some of the craziest Floridians running for Congress in 2020
Here's a Summary of Jerry Falwell Jr.'s Weird Florida Antics

By Jerry Iannelli
Sep 15, 2019

Jerry Falwell Jr. inherited Liberty University, a Tennesee Evangelical Christian college, from his dad, Jerry Sr., who founded the school to create, what he hoped, would become a Christian competitor to the Ivy Leagues. Instead, Falwell Jr. is, reportedly, in the process of running the place into the ground. According...
Miami's "Blacks for Trump" Guy Returns for Trump's 2020 Campaign Kickoff in Orlando

By Jerry Iannelli
Jun 19, 2019

President Donald Trump's first 2020 campaign rally in Orlando last night was little more than a rehash of his 2016 greatest hits. He stood at a lectern and let various English-adjacent sentences tumble from his swollen, bass-like mouth. Various neofascist groups showed up to chant stuff outside, and TV news channels ran wall-to-wall coverage of Trump babbling and saying "fake news" over and over again.
Vacationers Find Alligator Lounging on Alligator Pool Float at Their Miami Airbnb

By Jessica Lipscomb
May 20, 2019

While in town for a wedding, Georgia resident Dave Jacobs and his family spotted a gator just casually chilling on an alligator-shaped pool float at their Airbnb in South Miami.
Miami-Dade Man Returns Stolen Piece of Stonehenge After 60 Years

By Jerry Iannelli
May 14, 2019

In 1958, Robert Phillips stole a thin, meter-long portion of Stonehenge, which he kept in his office for decades as he moved from England to Richmond, New York; Chicago; Ventura, California; and ultimately Miami-Dade County. Last week, English Heritage, the charity that manages Stonehenge, announced on its website that, on the eve of his 90th birthday, Phillips had finally returned the broomstick-sized rock fragment.