Charged with: Petty theft, resisting officer without violence, trespassing after warning
Unless you're a Bone Thug or one of the Seven Dwarfs, there's no reason why you should get "Lazy" inked on your face. Also, who would get a tattoo of their neck being slit?
Charged with: Cocaine possession with intent to deliver
Look at her neck. That's just magical.
Charged with: Grand theft auto, cocaine possession, possession of drug paraphernalia, no valid driver's license
WHAT isn't yours, fucker? WHAT? For the love of God, move your bangs!
Charged with: Retail theft, attempt to use antishoplifiting device
This city is pathetic-looking one week of each year. Miamians do not know how to wear winter jackets.
Charged with: Grand theft auto
This is how My Little Pony tails are farmed.
Charged with: Shooting or throwing a deadly missile, cocaine possession
[Waaahhhh!] Congratulations, it's a baby gangsta!
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Charged with: Aggravated assault with a deadly weapon
He's not missing an eye. He wears that patch just to give the rest of humanity a shot at keeping up.
Charged with: Aggravated battery with a deadly weapon
Is that thing ironic? It's hard to tell without any context.
Hey, it's James Brown's second cousin, who's even funkier but never sold out!