"Turkey Murder" - The Thanksgiving Song

Here is the video for a song called Turkey Murder (The Thanksgiving Song), it's no Adam Sandler Thanksgiving Song, but that song is played out anyways. What with all this internet and all these cameras, and all these softwares you'd figure somebody would have come up with a new classic...

By Jacob Katel

November 25, 2009

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Here is the video for a song called Turkey Murder (The Thanksgiving Song), it's no Adam Sandler Thanksgiving Song, but that song is played out anyways. What with all this internet and all these cameras, and all these softwares you'd figure somebody would have come up with a new classic by now, but so far this is all we've got. Three strange Iowans in a wheat field.

We listened to the song with the volume low, but the video is pretty funny. Happy Thanksgiving.

Jacob Katel

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