Think about all of the best or most-talked-about shows of the past few decades: The Sopranos. Seinfeld. Mad Men. Nearly all take place in New York City. But how often do you hear about a show set in Miami? Is it not a city worth writing about? Sure, it is — but far fewer showrunners have tackled the land of hurricanes, bad traffic, and shady people. It's a difficult place to get right — just check out these bad Miami TV offenders. But some productions have truly done the Magic City proud.
So here they are: the ten best TV shows set in Miami, ranked according to whether they were actually shot here and how accurately they depict our beloved (and sometimes hated) city.
10. Dexter Forensic technician moonlights as serial killer with a thirst for justice? It sounds plausible for a New Times headline, but it’s the premise of the TV show Dexter. Though the show is based in Miami, most of it was shot in Long Beach, and the finale was shot in Ontario — California, that is. Still, the show featured some Miami landmarks, including the fountain at Bayfront Park and the Doral Park Country Club. You can also revisit some defunct Miami locations, including the old Virginia Key dive bar Jimbo’s and Bicentennial Park, now home to Museum Park, Pérez Art Museum Miami, and the future Frost Museum of Science. And though many viewers are still reeling from that less-than-stellar series finale, most fans will still tell you Dexter is worth a binge.
9. Jane the Virgin This newer TV show based on a Venezuelan telenovela has been garnering serious praise for smashing Latina stereotypes. And despite its somewhat outrageous concept (a young women gets accidentally artificially inseminated during a routine check-up — what?!), it has already won a Golden Globe and been nominated for a number of Emmys. When it comes to portraying the real Miami, though, Jane falls short. New Times has written about all the fallacies before, including the fact that in alternate-Miami, the buses run on time and Calle Ocho is somehow a wholesome, family-friendly place. The show does include some exterior shots of Miami in the trailers, such as quick frames of Mount Sinai Medical Center, downtown Miami, and PortMiami, so that’s something. And in general, it’s a great show.
8. Sábado Gigante The epic Saturday-night variety show hosted by Mario Kreutzberger — AKA Don Francisco — began in the 1960s in Chile, but by 1986, it had moved its stages to the 305. What native Miamian doesn’t recall seeing this TV show as a child? You probably either watched with your abuelos or maybe caught a curious glimpse while channel-surfing during SNICK commercials. Whatever the case, Sábado Gigante was a huge part of Miami’s culture from the '80s until its cancellation last year. Many of us still wax poetic about El Chacal and La Cuatro, as well as the bizarroPrice Is Right-meets-Star Search vibe of it all. Side note: Did you know Sábado Gigante holds a Guinness World Record for longest-running TV show?
7. Nip/Tuck Watching Nip/Tuck is like watching every car accident in Miami happen simultaneously in slow motion. It’s a freaking disaster, but you just can’t pull your eyes away from it, no matter how long it takes to get through it all. This crazy sexy tale of two plastic surgeons has to be one of the most incredibly twisted shows set in Miami — and sadly, nearly all of it was filmed on the West Coast. Some of the locations are gorgeous, but they certainly aren’t the MIA. On the plus side, episodes featured some big-name guest stars, including Bradley Cooper, Portia de Rossi, and Peter Dinklage. And really, a show about two hot hotshot plastic surgeons in the Big Orange doesn’t exactly feel like a stretch of the imagination.
6. Burn Notice Burn Notice was a comedy about a spy who was “burned” (forced out of his gig). It's also the TV show more recent locals have encountered in person than any other, because the production was shot on location all around Miami-Dade County, from the Opa-locka/Hialeah Flea Market and the Biltmore Hotel to Sandbar and the Barnacle in Coconut Grove. Fans of cult icon Bruce Campbell (Ash from the Evil Dead movies) and B-list actress Gabrielle Anwar (Wild Hearts Can’t Be Broken and Daddy Who?) might have tuned in to this show from time to time, but those with a love for all things Miami were the true fans. Burn Notice spent roughly six years living and breathing the 305. No neighborhood was off-limits when it came to shooting for this quirky USA Network series. And though Burn Notice isn’t on the same binge-worthy level as shows such as Breaking Bad, fans still look back on it favorably.
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