Navigation

Free Events This Week: Election Night Watch Parties, H&M's Opening, Gringo Bingo

F our collective L's: It's Monday morning. We know, you're depressed. Us too. But don't worry, it's only 17 days till we stuff ourselves silly for Thanksgiving and 45 until those love handles go up in flames when the world comes to its fiery demise. So say the Mayans. And...
Share this:
Carbonatix Pre-Player Loader

Audio By Carbonatix

F our collective L's: It's Monday morning. We know, you're depressed. Us too. But don't worry, it's only 17 days till we stuff ourselves silly for Thanksgiving and 45 until those love handles go up in flames when the world comes to its fiery demise. So say the Mayans.

And if by chance we don't all die in a blazing apocalypse, it's only 50 days till Christmas.

Either way, there's something special to look forward to.

And this week, you can look forward to a whole host of free events. So save your pennies for the afterlife.

Tuesday:

Wednesday:

Thursday:

Friday

Follow Cultist on Facebook and Twitter @CultistMiami.