Film & TV

A Haunted House's Marlon Wayans on Kim Kardashian's "Mediocre Head," Humping Plushies, and His God-Given Cast

Marlon Wayans is perhaps the most contemplative of the Wayanses, never missing an opportunity to learn more about himself. Take for example, what he took away from a nearly four-hour improvised shoot for a scene in his film A Haunted House, in theaters Friday.



"I discovered I can actually -- for lack of a better word -- I can f*ck anything," Wayans informed Cultist. "Pretty much. Stuffed animals? You would have thought it was two beautiful women that I saw."



The film spoofs the Paranormal Activity series, purporting to be a tape made by Wayans's character after his house becomes possessed. During the scene in question, Wayans warms up for an evening of lovemaking with the aid of his girlfriend's stuffed animals.



See also:

- Marlon Wayans on Sandy Hook Shooting: "That's How You Know There's a Devil"

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