Last time Michelle Obama was in Miami, she made her husband dance for the world as she mocked him.
"I think you exaggerate by saying we could win any salsa contest," the first lady replied later. "I might be able to, but I don't know about..."
That "..." totally means our president. Why do you hate America so much, Michelle Obama?
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