Shitty Christmas music makes Santa mad. Hey, the guy's gotta drive 'round the whole world and the last thing he wants on such a long road trip is crappy tunes. And that means all the CDs he throws out of his sleigh end up falling down your chimney. Which explains all those Cure albums you got last year.
Unfortunately, a lot of major artists like trying to capitalize on the holidays, and that means there's a lot of really terrible Xmas schlock that's seen release.
Here are the ten worst Christmas songs ever.