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Ten Best Boob Euphemisms in Music, Inspired by Dolly Parton's Massive Rack

​Dolly Parton is a tiny lady with great big assets. She's got a giant voice, huge hair, plump lips, and -- don't pretend like you never noticed -- massive boobs!



The Southern songstress has a certain kind of lightheartedness and sense of humor about most everything, including her gifts. She's known for joking good-naturedly about her gazongas and she was once quoted as saying, "I hope people realize that there is a brain underneath the hair and a heart underneath the boobs."



Dolly, we sure do, honey. And we love the heart as much as the boobs. But since your boobs are ten times the physical size of your heart, we've decided to dedicate this list of booby euphemisms to you, our favorite ample-bosomed Appalachian princess.

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Liz Tracy has written for publications such as the New York Times, the Atlantic, Refinery29, W, Glamour, and, of course, Miami New Times. She was New Times Broward-Palm Beach's music editor for three years. Now she plays one mean monster with her 2-year-old son and obsessively watches British mysteries.
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