Six Types of People Who Actually "Like" Nickelback

See also "Nickelback Petition Backfires, Band to Play BankAtlantic Center."

The Internet really hates Nickelback. As far as avid tech geeks and music snobs are concerned, they're the worst band ever.

And in line with its total, unabashed disgust for the Canadian bad boys of flavorless ballads, the Internet has now exposed every one of the 13,961,275 who actually "Like" this crap.

So who are these strange, tasteless slugs who call themselves "Nickelback fans"? Their age, sex, and location may vary, but they all share the same awful common denominator.

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Kat Bein is a freelance writer and has been described as this publication’s "senior millennial correspondent." She has an impressive, if unhealthy, knowledge of all things pop culture.