Ten Cringeworthy Tweets From 17-Year-Old Child Bride Courtney Stodden

Courtney Stodden, the child bride of 51-year-old Doug Hutchison (who played the gross correctional officer in The Green Mile, Toons from The X-Files, and Horace Goodspeed from Lost) just celebrated her 17th birthday this week. And as you piece together the blown bits of your mind in order to fully digest the fact that a 51-year-old man married a 16-year-old girl, it gets creepier. Way creepier. For instance, this is how Stodden decided to Tweet farewell to her last day of being 16:

Celebrating the last night of being sweet-n-sexy 16 by wearing NOTHING but my tasty bday-suit! Mmm; Yummy! ;-)

And there's more -- way more goose-bump and vomit-inducing brain farts to be found on her Twitter page @CourtneyStodden. Get ready to cringe and dry heave.

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Elyse Wanshel
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