Miami Businessman Moving to Orlando to Try to Shut Alan Grayson Up
Oh, those poor young Miami Republicans with dreams of D.C. Unless they launch a long-shot Senate campaign against a popular governor, they'll have to wait for Ileana Ros-Lehtinen and the Diaz-Balarts to decide they've had enough of doing whatever it is they do with their congressional seats. (Seriously, what is it they do besides make a speech about Castro every once in a while and vote for "government waste"?)
If elected, let's hope he will work swiftly to make sure people die quickly, and that bacon is banned once and for all.
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