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WTF Florida Friday: Meet the Florida Man Who Surgically Removed His Junk for Fun

A lot of weird things happen in Florida. We're here every Friday morning to give you the week's weirdest.

This week: the biggest First-World problem ever, Walmart toy humping, a buttload of missing Crisco, and an important reminder that many of Florida's craziest residents are not actually products of Florida.

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Kyle Munzenrieder