Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series.
Charges: Fraudulent ID, Obstruction by a Disguised Person and Resisting an Officer
Here's a man with a goatee tattooed on his face. Can't really say much more than that really.
Charges: Vehicular Grand Theft, Driving with a Suspended License
When dads have nightmares about the worst possible guy their daughters could date, the guy usually looks like this.
Charges: Controlled Substance Possession, Consuming Alcohol in Public
We're not sure his neck tattoo says "trust no bitch," but we're just gonna assume it does and that that misogyny extends to fashion advice, because no woman would approve of this shirt.
Charges: Disorderly Conduct, Battery on a Police Officer, Resisting Arrest
Charges: Marijuana Possession
The final frontier: grungy dude duck lips.
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Charges: Retail Theft and Marijuana Possession
Considering the goatee we started with, it only makes sense to end with these eyebrows.