Chad Ochocinco Johnson promised he'd go back to his old loudmouthed, impulsive ways when he became a Dolphin, and he's keeping that promise.
Johnson says that if he doesn't make the Dolphins' final squad, he'll consider a career in porn.
Oh, and he also said he's been hanging out with Kiss frontman Gene Simmons and is making music.
The Palm Beach Post has the full transcript of Johnson's Q&A with the media yesterday.
"I'm always looking to a second job," he replied when asked about the possibility of not making the team. "Thinking about going into porn. It's not funny. I got to earn a living. I'm being serious. I mean, that's what I would do."
He might want to know that male porn stars don't exactly make a lot of money -- at least the straight ones anyway. Either way, we doubt his new wife would appreciate the new job.
Johnson was also wearing black nail polish during the news conference and was asked about it.
"I was hanging with Gene Simmons during the offseason a little bit, working on some music that him and I were doing," he said. "I'm somewhat of a rocker, hippie -- smoking weed, shit like that."
Dude was probably joking, but, oy, the Dolphins do not want to hear, even in jest, that one of their players was smoking weed. Just ask Ricky Williams.
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