It's Christmas time! Yeah, we're all fucking excited. Or excited about fucking.
We're not sure what it is about the holiday spirit, but all that humbuggery really gets our gifts ready for the ho-ing. We stockpiled our apartment with mistletoe, and we're not going to stop ordering takeout till we get our platter cleaned.
But we're not the only ones. Apparently, everyone likes to bone during the holidays. Check out these dirty tunes, putting the XXX in Xmas. Now bust a nutcracker.
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