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XXXmas: Ten Sexiest Christmas Songs

It's Christmas time! Yeah, we're all fucking excited. Or excited about fucking.



We're not sure what it is about the holiday spirit, but all that humbuggery really gets our gifts ready for the ho-ing. We stockpiled our apartment with mistletoe, and we're not going to stop ordering takeout till we get our platter cleaned.



But we're not the only ones. Apparently, everyone likes to bone during the holidays. Check out these dirty tunes, putting the XXX in Xmas. Now bust a nutcracker.



See also:

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-A Skrillex Christmas and Ten Other Outrageous Light Displays Synched With Crappy Music

-Too Short Raps for Jews: "It's Hanukkah, Baby, Now Move That Ass Over"

-Pepe Billete's Christmas: Naked Cubanitas , Fake Rick Ross, and Yolis , AKA Cuban Molly

-DJ Khaled Christmas and Miami's Six Best Holiday 2012 Parties


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Kat Bein is a freelance writer and has been described as this publication’s "senior millennial correspondent." She has an impressive, if unhealthy, knowledge of all things pop culture.