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Top Ten Gross, Funny, and Slutty Celebrity Halloween Costumes of 2012

All Hallows' Eve is the one time of year when you can wear almost anything. Some people like to be clever with their Halloween costumes. Others just try to be slutty. Some people dress up as celebrities. All this goes for your favorite musicians too. Let's take a look at...
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All Hallows' Eve is the one time of year when you can wear almost anything.



Some people like to be clever with their Halloween costumes. Others just try to be slutty. Some people dress up as celebrities.



All this goes for your favorite musicians too. Let's take a look at some of this year's celebrity Halloween good, bad, and ugly.



See also:

-Miami's Halloween 2012 Music and Party Guide

-Ten Best Halloween Parties in Miami

-Fashion Freakouts at the Back in Black Halloween Rave in Miami



OK ... Not exactly sure what Christina was going for with this costume. Looks like some kind of insane cotton candy Queen of yesteryear. Whatever it is, it is scary. So extra points for being the most horrifying one of all.



This pretty boy Colton Haynes is some kind of model actor kid, but all we really care about is how awesome he looks as Justin Bieber. He's even more swaggy than Lil Swaggy himself. And he's got his friend dressed as a manic fan. Definitely a winning costume.

Diddy is looking fierce as fuck in all purple and ruffles. Yep, he is the one and only Prince this Halloween. Still, even with all of Diddy's impeccable swag, it's hard to top Dave Chapelle's Price. Next to the real thing, Chapelle prolly has the best Prince of all time.



Yeah ... Now we're getting into the real nitty gritty of Halloween slut tradition. Of course, DJ Paris is strutting her stuff in a classic character costume with a boobalicious twist. Don't you wanna scream "off with her head"?

This might be one of the funniest things we've ever seen in our lives. Fergie is completely pulling off this Lindsay Lohan costume, right down to the stupid "doey!" look on her face. Honestly, she even looks better than the real thing.



Of course, you can't have just one slutty Halloween costume. The more the merrier! So Fergie is going for twice the gold by dressing up as L.A. icon Angelyne. We don't really remember Fergie being so Fergalicious. Did her lovely lady lumps get bigger?

Gwen Stefani is straight killing it as this spooky, er, Snow White? Sleeping Beauty? Evil Queen? Whatever it is, that cape is hella fierce. And she's spending Halloween with her cutie pie. Extra points for being a good mom and a good frontwoman.



Of course, Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are dressed to impress. And of course, Kim's costume includes a lot of cleavage. As in real life, Kanye is a captain (or something) totally under the siren's spell. We have to admit that Kimmy Cakes' mermaid costume is pretty dreamy.



This is definitely one of the most clever celebrity costumes we've seen all year. Nick Zinner of the Yeah Yeah Yeahs got all conceptual with it and went out dressed as Kurt CoBane, a mix between the deceased Nirvana singer and the insane Batman villain. Score.



And this is definitely the weirdest couple costume of all time. Deryck Whibley, lead singer of Sum 41 and Avril Lavigne's ex-husband, went out with his new girlfriend dressed as his old girlfriend and her new fiancé. Yep, that's them dressed as Lavigne and Chad Kroeger of Nickelback. It would be hysterical if it weren't so bizarre. Scariest costume? We think so.



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