Sex on the Dance Floor: A Ten-Point Guide to Making Love in the Club

Dancing is about fucking. Period.

Anyone who says they just loooove to dance is either lying or totally DTF. Dancing dirty is just dancing honestly.

This mating ritual is an essential cog in the complex machine that is The Birds and The Bees. But there is more than one way to physically signify the insatiable booty-hungriness of the horny human.

Here is Crossfade's ten-point guide to making love in the club.

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