About eight hours ago, McDermott went Twitter crazy, tweeting a picture of a cute chef's apron that his kids made him for his birthday, a self-portrait in which he dawns a sticker of a saucepan entitled "pothead," and an adorable snapshot of one his children rocking a rolling pin sticker on his head.
But under the veil of juvenile innocence lies Tori Spelling, bare-breasted and potentially lactating.
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Thankfully, Spelling's son's eyes are closed. Catching a glimpse of his mother's naked breasts could've been traumatizing. Let's just hope he doesn't follow his dad on Twitter.
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