Product Placements and Dodgeball Flashbacks
It's an episode designed for RuPaul to hawk her latest offerings, including an upcoming memoir and RuPaul's last album, 2023's Black Butta. For the mini-challenge, the queens are tasked with creating their own book title, cover, and bio in quick drag. The standard hijinks ensue, and RuPaul eventually selects a particularly arbitrary winner, Sapphira. The main challenge is the girl group challenge. The queens must divide into three teams and write individual verses, record their lyrics, and choreograph a performance to three RuPaul songs: "A.S.M.R Lover," "Courage to Love," and "Star Baby." The captains are Plasma, Sapphira, and Geneva. Trigger warning: The following is every queer kid's nightmare of being picked last for dodgeball. In the end, Megami is the last to be chosen, living up to the title of Brooklyn's "Eeyore of Drag." However, the most surprising result is Plasma picking mortal rivals Amanda and Plane Jane. It appears that everyone considers Geneva's team, with Nymphia, Mhi'ya, and Megami, to be the weakest.Girl Groups
As the queens work, some trends emerge. Sapphira turns out to be an experienced veteran in the challenge. Nymphia is hiding her talents beneath a kooky exterior. Plasma is obsessed with showing her versatility. Surprisingly, Plane Jane compliments Amanda's lyrics before the two make Xunami feel like a child of divorce by giving her conflicting advice. Both Miami queens, Morphine and Mhi'ya, quickly take the lead in choreography. When the queens finally get to the stage, Plasma takes firm control of the session that you expected her to say, "Fame costs, and right here is where you start paying — in sweat." The other queens watching hype up the Plane Jane and Amanda tension when Amanda excels at the challenge. Mhi'ya's group is the next to practice, and she gives quiet instruction. Megami is struggling despite Mhi'ya making the moves as simple as possible. Nymphia, on the other hand, reveals that she's been in a group before and has dance experience in her confessional. Sapphira, watching Nymphia, is on to her game of underpromising and overdelivering in challenges. Morphine takes over choreography for the next group, which goes well except for Q. It's not so much that Q can't get the steps, and she certainly can't, but her movement has no fluidity, and the others call her Frankenstein.As the queens prepare for the performance, Amanda feels confident that she could win. Less confident, Q focuses on resolving her drama with Plane Jane. However, as Q and Plane Jane find a resolution, the tension between Plane and Amanda only intensifies. Sapphira, clearly the maternal force of the group, tries to get to the root of the issue. Plane Jane presents some interesting arguments about the separation of art and artist and that once an artist presents their art, they are opening it up to criticism, but also recognizes Sapphira's point that it will have consequences.
After the performances, Dawn is utterly confused, saying it could go any way, and she's right. It's difficult to decide who really won this challenge. It is clear that Q is the weakest member of her team and that Amanda's wig is the weakest member of hers. The winning team seemed to be based on the fact that no one in the group really messed up and that they all did consistently well. It's also difficult to get too excited for the girl group challenge so close to the talent show since a majority of the girls did this exact kind of talent already. Thicc & Stick are declared the winners, leaving the members of QDSM and Lover Girlz on stage for critiques.