If you really think about it, the only thing separating most private sex acts from the public realm is just a thin layer of drywall and people's puritanical inhibitions. Does that thought excite you? If so, you're not alone — a lot of folks derive increased pleasure from the danger of being caught having sex in public.
While we don't condone criminal acts (unless they're hilarious), we've compiled a list of the best places to bang wildly in public. Please keep in mind, these ideas are for educational purposes only. We're not responsible if you end up on the sex offender registry because you pulled your dong out in Kendall Ice Arena.
Note: Your definition of a "public place" may vary; for example, some people believe having sex in your car at a
drive-in theater is public, whereas we like to think of our automobiles as tiny, private mobile homes. For the purposes of this article, we'll
only consider it public if an object not owned by you or your partner
grazes your ass cheeks.