This Saturday, baby mommas, ratchet-ass hos, skanky sweethearts, and trifling tricks will be trying their best to impress casting director Megan Sleeper for a chance at stardom via the Oxygen channel's hit reality series, Bad Girls Club.
Never one to neglect our duties as harbingers of important news, we worked hard to give you a
ass leg up on the competition. Sleeper gave us the inside scoop on what it takes to be a bad, bad girl --- and we're sharing it with you.
Follow the jump for some tips on getting cast on Saturday. Break a leg, biznotch.
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What is the show about?
Oxygen's Bad Girls Club brings high-intensity to a new level with a cast of young, bold, outrageous and endlessly entertaining women as they jockey for a position as the head girl in charge. Each claiming to be the ultimate "bad girl," can they put aside their differences and live together peacefully under one roof -- or will chaos rule?
Do tramp stamps help you get on the show?
Freedom of expression is a key part of being a bad girl. If a girl loves to express herself through tattoos, more power to her!
Does being a baby momma work for you or against you?
A true bad girl lives life by her own set of rules. This can be true for women of many different lifestyles.
Um, why haven't we heard this at the club?
Any past Miami contestants?
Lea (Season 5), Morgan (Season 5), Tasha (Season 7), Mimi (Season 8), and Elease (Season 8).
What's your favorite bad girl moment from the past ten seasons?
There are too many favorite memories to select just one. The Amber Show from Season 3, Tanisha banging pots in Season 2, and in Season 4, Natalie Nunn's numerous outcries of "I run LA," to name a few.
We think she's a little bit drunk right now. Just saying.
Go on with your bad self this Saturday, October 13 at Bolivar Restaurant & Lounge (661 Washington Ave., Miami Beach). Auditions will be held from 10 a.m. until 5 p.m., so be sure to take precautions for the wait -- such as carrying a shiv and a bottle of Hypnotic. If your car won't start or you can't find a babysitter, apply online at bmpcasting.com/casting/bgc, where you can also nominate a friend.