Classy SoBe Developers Offer a Free Lamborghini with Every Condo
South of Fifth, the super-luxe ocean front condo complex, still has about a quarter of its units to unload so they've added a sweetener to the pot for potential buyers. What, like free maid service for a year? Waiving any owners associations fees? A complimentary netflix account? Haha, no. They're giving away $260,000 Lamborghini Gallardo Spyders.
Right, because nothing says smart economic move right now like buying luxury real estate and driving a car that gets 10 mpg city. It's like a happy meal for the nuevo rich. Free flashy car inside every deal.
"There is simply no other development like South of Fifth," says Michael Samuel, principle of Samuel & Co. in a press release, "and no other vehicle like Lamborghini. Melding the two is the ideal live/drive marriage for a very discriminating consumer."
Michael, didn't you hear? The discriminating voters of Florida said that marriage is between one man and one woman, not between a car and a condo.
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