What it is? Paella Valenciana with mussels, clams, shrimp, calamari, lobster, and chorizo.
Where it at? That's the question I shellfishly ask. Don't clam up -- go for the bait and take a guess in the comments section below. We'll have the answer on Monday if you don't get it first.
Bonus question: Where the paella rice at?
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