For a huge corporation, Burger King has always had a bit of a wild streak — especially compared to its fast-food rival, McDonald's.
In the past, the Miami-based burger chain has released a beef-scented cologne, rolled out a food truck, and featured its mascot King in bed with people, staring at people, and generally acting very creepy.
Recently, however, the company has been implementing some advances for the 21st century. After testing the meat-free Whopper made with Impossible meat, the company has announced it will begin offering the sandwich nationwide by the end of 2019. Burger King, by the way, has always offered a meat-substitute burger for its vegan and vegetarian customer base.
Now Burger King has introduced a line of "Real Meals." The boxes come in a variety of moods — and they are distinctly not "happy." The available moods include Pissed, Blue, Yaaas, Salty, and DGAF.
The limited edition "Real Meal" boxes include a Whopper, French fries, and a drink, and are available in Miami Burger Kings. Other cities participating in the "real" deal include Austin, Seattle, Los Angeles, and New York City.
While some may say this is another alternative marketing campaign by Burger King, designed to take a friendly knock at rival McDonald's Happy Meals for kids, the promotion is actually a nod to the fact that not everyone is happy all the time — and that's perfectly fine.
Burger King has partnered with Mental Health America on the campaign, which launched May 1 — the beginning of Mental Health Awareness month. Burger King also produced a poignant video that stresses it's OK to feel your way, and that self-care and being aware of your mental health are just as important as taking care of your physical health.
And, of course, there's a hashtag: #FeelYourWay. So, next time your boss or roommate annoys you, don't stress too much. Just offer to buy them lunch — and present them with a Pissed Meal. Remember, revenge is a dish best served with a Whopper and fries.
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